Simple, honest pricing.
Hire your own AI coworker team stage-by-stage. No complex agency retainers, no tech lock-in, and complete ownership of your setup from day one.
The Papercrunch Guild
Get full access to the stage-by-stage blueprints, configuration support, and your dedicated AI coworker, Mary. Lock in the early rate for life.
£47 / month
Our founding rate is locked in for life. We can only work closely with a few founder members. When those slots are gone, the full price of £197 per month will apply. Cancel anytime, completely risk-free.
You may already have an account which includes AI services, if not you should budget about £20 per month for that as well.
Includes: Mary configuration files, 6 stage blueprints, weekly community Q&A, and direct email support from Miles.
Ownership vs Retainers
Traditional agencies charge thousands to build tools they keep locked on their servers. We teach you to build and own your own setup.
Agency Retainer
Papercrunch Guild
£1,500+ per month. You are locked into their proprietary platform. If you stop paying, your AI assistant is turned off and you lose your customer data.
£47 per month. Run Mary on your own AI account. You own the team. If you leave, your AI coworker stays with you.
Zero risk. Honest work.
If you join the Guild and find it's not the right fit for your trade, just email Miles within 30 days. We will refund every penny, no questions asked.
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